March 2012
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defyexpectations:
I hope rick santorum steps on a lego.
eskapismus:
I hope Rick Santorum is listening to a very quiet song on his ipod with the volume all the way up so he can hear it and then the song ends and the next song comes on at 148 dB.
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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Its nice how you can tell what year something is...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Tomorrow is self-harm awareness day. Reblog if...
The person I reblogged this from should know that...
I've always wondered who's actually glad they met...
February 2012
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knobay asked: I hate you because we need to talk more lol jk. I like u because you like gazettes :D
I like/hate you because.... finish it in my ask.
I have a dirty mind, but an innocent face.
onlylolgifs:
More hilarious gifs here!!
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